In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
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A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
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National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today
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April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
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June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

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Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!
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