National Idiots Day

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National Idiots Day is on Dec 28th, It's an day when anyone who celebrates it is able to be an idiot without being yelled at. National Idiots day is all around the world 24/7 if you really think about but. But it really only On Dec 28th, And I'm truly sorry who is born on that day. Because you are now classified as an idiot.

"Look at Jenny Mom! She being a total Idiot for, National Idiots Day. Why can't I?"

National Idiots Day by AnIdiotThemself April 23, 2019

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National idiots day

December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots

Happy national idiots day dumbass

National idiots day by Swagman252 May 18, 2021

December 28th National idiots day

December 28th National idiots day, It a day, when it okay to be an Idiot. Like nobody can call you stupid, Because of it National idiot day and everything okay on that day. No matter how hard you try.

December 28th National idiots day, Day for the idiots

December 28th National idiots day by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019

december 28th National idiots day

On National idiots day, You can be as stupid as you want.

Look at John. He's being a huge idiot. I guess it December 28th National idiots day

december 28th National idiots day by TheBigAmerica April 20, 2019

National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November

You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

National Slap an Idiot Day by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019

National kiss an idiot day

December 21st- the day to kiss the biggest idiot you know

it’s national kiss an idiot day, *mwah*

National kiss an idiot day by idiot10894 December 20, 2022

National Slap an Idiot Day

On March 7th, it’s National slap an idiot day! This means you can slap any and all idiots that exist.

Guy 1: Owwww Why did you slap me?
Guy 2: It’s National Slap an Idiot Day!

National Slap an Idiot Day by Daddy Chill m8 June 4, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026