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National Ass Day 

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs
Words you can keep

National kick ass day 

The day you get to beat tf fuck out of someone
“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day

national smack ass day 

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day
*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

national eat ass day 

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .
"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is great

National ass grab day 

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day
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