April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
by Bigasseater May 28, 2018
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National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018
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