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Nasty Jack 

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.
Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!
Nasty Jack by Red monster boy January 20, 2024

Jack Nasty 

A hot sexy cowboy who sexes up Ennis on Brokeback Mountain.
"That fishing pole ain't never touched water. Jack Twist?! Jack Nasty!!!"
Jack Nasty by Ted'n'Jeff April 14, 2006

Jack nasty face 

Her Jack nasty face was a little swollen
Jack nasty face by Remy-rofl August 5, 2009

Jack nasty 

Refers to a scene in the 1997 short story and 2005 film Brokeback Mountain where the character of Alma confronts her husband, Ennis about his ongoing relationship with the character Jack Twist.

Denotes a fan of the story and/or movie.
Quote:"Don't lie to me Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty."
Jack nasty by Marceline8 April 17, 2006

jack nasty face 

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.
While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.
jack nasty face by Rufus December 16, 2004

Jack nasty 

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
Jack nasty by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005