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Much shortened version of "not so soon."

Often used unknowingly as slang by people who either have no teeth or are messaging in a hurry.
"Do you want to go over there now?" The monkey said.

"Naso soon," the other monkey replied as he gazed toward the banana tree.
naso by EMGAP April 16, 2009
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Naso joor is mostly used in making people feel like what they are saying is saying right . It’s a sarcasm exclamation mark
Naso joor!!!... I believe you. Naso joor , you are really good
Naso joor by Icekidyyy January 23, 2020
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Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.
She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..
Naso-rectal-ectomy by Just Right September 26, 2011

rubinetto del naso 

An Italian stallion with a cock for a nose.
Mulletman, you look like a right rubinetto del naso.
rubinetto del naso by DrBoyo March 6, 2008
a person who will dip on you last minute because of an emergency "appointment" they have, when in reality they are having sex with their relatives.
Person Xia: nvm i can't go out tonight
Person Z: but I'm already outside your house
Person Xia: but I'm banging my cousin

Person: what a nasoj
nasoj by amogus sussy in pasta April 1, 2022
Nasos is an amazing guy from greece or cyprus
He is very sexy and dunny although sometimes forgetful.
He can be a good friend but he might want to fuck you...
Damn look at this guy over there eating souvlaki...
He must me a Nasos
Nasos by Anonymous 17862 January 27, 2019

nasopharynphilia 

A rare psychological disorder located on the obsessive compulsive spectrum whereas the sufferer is obsessed with all aspects and functions related to the nasopharynx.
Having experienced nasopharynphilia for most of his life, he owned many textbooks normally owned by physicians and medical students and had a knack for hanging out at hospitals and asking invasive questions of perfect strangers related to subjects like sore throats, allergies, cancer of the pharynx and such.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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