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Narrissa 

a cute human being. Makes super funny jokes and makes everyone laugh. Makes cards for everyone on special occasions. The cutest human beings.
Your such a *narrissa* . (cute person)
Words you can keep

Narcissa Malfoy 

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.
You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

Nerrissa 

A very kind-hearted person. Amazing singer. Beautiful inside and out.
Nerrissa is amazing.
Nerrissa by greatguy1085 December 8, 2010
an incredibly amazing person
has looks to die for
is hot and sexy and irresistable
is very very smart indeed
the perfect woman
has outstanding swag
is confident but not cocky
damien: daaamn, that chicks hot, who is she?
rick: that would be narissa
narissa by dr i tell the truth January 1, 2012

Narcissaphillia 

Paraphilic condition in which sexuoerotic arousal is facilitated by the reproduction and display of one's own image.
I think Buster is developing Narcissaphillia. All he does is look at his own images on his Facebook page.
Narcissaphillia by Sam_R. October 7, 2009

Narcissa Malfoy 

Draco Malfoy's mother and Lucius Malfoy's wife. While she does believe Voldemort's views about Muggle-borns and half-breed/half bloods are correct, she lied to Voldemort and told him that Harry was dead in the Forbidden Forest, wanting to journey up to the castle to find her son, Draco Malfoy. Once Harry's 'dead' body was taken up to the castle, Harry battled Voldemort and defeated him. After the war, this act kept her immediate family (Lucius and Draco) out of Azkaban, the wizard prison. She's a part of the black family line, sister to Andromeda Tonks (formerly Black) and Bellatrix Lestrange, although she looks down on Andromeda because she married a muggle-born, Ted Tonks.
Person 1: Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch.

Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!

Person 1: So?

Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!

Person 1: She's still a bitch.

Person 2: You're impossible.

*begin another useless conversation*
Narcissa Malfoy by Nicole2016 July 25, 2011

narcissa malfoy 

the egotistical bitch who is the mother to Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. She thinks she is so fucking awesome and hot! I think Paris Hilton should play her in the film!
That chick is so full of herself just like Narcissa Malfoy!
narcissa malfoy by Diana_Banana February 24, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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