Narcotype

Text that results from typing or leaving ones fingers on the keyboard while falling asleep. The resultant text may contain random letters or line after line of a single letter that has been pressed until the typist regains consciousness or the laptop runs out of juice. In rare cases the text contains readable text that contains Freudian references to the typist's subconscious emotional character expressed while in a state of semi-sleep.

I fell asleep on the keyboard again and discovered that I produced a shitload of narcotype.

Narcotype by Eli Banai November 13, 2012

narcolepelepsy

A disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.

Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?"

Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."

Jim: "What the hell is that?"

Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."

narcolepelepsy by connorsji September 4, 2009

narcopectalitus 

The want and need to rest your head on a big beefy chest of a bearded man.

Rob has Narcopectalitus which is why he is obsessed with Jamies chest

narcopectalitus by Handfullofass November 21, 2014

narcotherapy 

treatment of drug addiction by using narcotics such as methadone.

The drug addict was rehabilitated into society after vigorous narcotherapy.

narcotherapy by uttam maharjan May 7, 2012

Narcotize 

shove something up your butt hole

i just got narcotized by my rabbit's lunch!

Narcotize by innermister July 6, 2016