SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

Coast Guard Reserve

When a "straight" female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.

Diane it appears has gone full "coast guard reserve" with the ladies from the trade show.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

narcopectalitus

The want and need to rest your head on a big beefy chest of a bearded man.

Rob has Narcopectalitus which is why he is obsessed with Jamies chest

by Handfullofass November 21, 2014