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narcisso-incestuous masturbation 

The act of having sex with one's clone.
Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.

Narwhism 

a religion that accepts anything and everything. They believe in what actually exists and is neutral about pretty much everything. Their full name is "the cult of the flying narwhal". they go by narwhism for short. The narwhal itself is a mascot and is not worshipped. Made as a joke but decided to go along with it.
Narwhism is a very small religion that is quite unknown. Currently only 2 members
Narwhism by Fawdz is Here September 17, 2013
A guy with a huge dick
Narciso has a big dick
narciso by Bar co polo August 20, 2017

Narchiologist 

Someone who is an expert and studies in the field of narcotic history
Dr Free is an expert Narchiologist and the authority on the history of Narcotics.
Narchiologist by The Sweig April 15, 2019
Narciso is a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. He’s very observant and is quite at first impression. No matter how rude he seems he really is a good person to have around. Once he lets you in he cares hard, it’s very hard for him to accept people in his circle. So when he loves he loves so hard, you are his main priority in life. He has a hard time showing his emotions so when he tells you about them really take them in.

Try not to loose him! He’s someone u never want to loose.
Narciso? yeah he’s really a great guy!
Narciso by lucasthemann0 November 22, 2021
A guy with a big ego, egotistical. Pretty selfish and self-centered
Narciso is so selfish. His name says so
Narciso by Smartestpersonalivever August 12, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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