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Narcastic 

To not only be overly fascinated with oneself, but to also inject conversations with large doses of sardonicism.
"Look, i know you are utterly self-obsessed but do you think you could take your sarcasm some place else? Your narcastic attitude isn't welcome here, you rat bastard!"
Narcastic by Dirtymartini September 8, 2009
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Narcastic 

Pretending you didn't understand the sarcasm.
Guy1:says sarcastic joke
Guy2:straight reply
Guy1:r/woosh
Guy2:r/woosh.I was being narcastic
Narcastic by classymadmax April 17, 2019

narcastic asshole 

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.
“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”
narcastic asshole by Zig zags April 23, 2018

Founder of Narcotics Anonymous 

Jimmy K. (Kinnon) founded NA in 1953. Back then it was illegal for addicts to meet under Any circumstances! So they met in church basements, etc., out of the public eye. In 2012, there were Over 62,700 meetings Worldwide in Over 142 countries! If you have a layover at the airport, you can page "Friends of Jimmy K." & will be met by fellow recovering addicts! This is Extremely helpful if you're having cravings or need someone to talk with who understands. NA has helped Over a Million people! For every person in recovery, it affects 40 other people!
JImmy K. (Kinnon) was the Founder of Narcotics Anonymous. Thank Heavens for all his work!

sarcastic clap 

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.
Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.
sarcastic clap by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.
"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.
sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010

Narcistick 

The overuse of a selfie stick.
Man, she uses that Narcistick to post pics of herself all the time!
Narcistick by Timism April 4, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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