Narcastip is like when you had a fucking stroke and can’t read so you think the word sarcastic is narcastip. Shit.
by A Choking September 10, 2019
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Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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The overuse of a selfie stick.
by Timism April 4, 2015
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"Look, i know you are utterly self-obsessed but do you think you could take your sarcasm some place else? Your narcastic attitude isn't welcome here, you rat bastard!"
by Dirtymartini September 8, 2009
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Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
Get the Narconstipation mug.Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation
Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.
AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)
Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.
Me: WTF?
Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Sarcastic narcissism
1. making fun of narcissistic people
2. trying to hide narcissism by acting sarcastic
3. misspelling 'narcissistic/narcissism'
Sarcastic narcissism
1. making fun of narcissistic people
2. trying to hide narcissism by acting sarcastic
3. misspelling 'narcissistic/narcissism'
"OH MY GOODNESS I'M SoOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooooo GOOD LOOKING!!!" says the girl while sarcastically looking at herself in a mirror for the tenth time in the past hour.
"Stop acting narcasistic!"
"Stop acting narcasistic!"
by moonpotato October 23, 2018
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