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nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
nappers rage by Lil gummy July 27, 2017
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Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

power napper 

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
power napper by April_S September 5, 2016

Sweaty Napper 

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.
Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.
Sweaty Napper by swude September 19, 2009
The desire to engage in a nap.
Troy has the biggest nappetite I've ever seen.
Nappetite by Dan McGivern November 8, 2003

Nappetizer 

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.
Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"
Nappetizer by CHillsPro December 16, 2008