Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.

Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.

Nap-Jack by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 1, 2020

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jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

jack nap by KennyPayne November 28, 2020

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Jack Nap

The act of jacking off before taking a nap.

Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?

Jack Nap by PH2025 October 19, 2025

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jack n' nap

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.

Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.

jack n' nap by Alex "Waffles" Baranov December 9, 2008

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Napjack

While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat.

I tore my jirta during my napjack.

I had a great napjack last night.

While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack.

My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me.

"How was your night last night? Did you get laid?"
"No, but I had a very nice napjack."

Napjack by Jirta October 2, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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