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jack nap 

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.
Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"
jack nap by KennyPayne November 28, 2020
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The act of jacking off before taking a nap.
Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?
Jack Nap by PH2025 October 19, 2025

jack n' nap 

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.
Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.
While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat.
I tore my jirta during my napjack.

I had a great napjack last night.

While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack.

My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me.

"How was your night last night? Did you get laid?"
"No, but I had a very nice napjack."
Napjack by Jirta October 2, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026