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Nakien left the barber shop and got chased by lots of females
Nakien by anonymous April 28, 2024
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lekker naaien

1. Lekker naaien met een naaimachine

2. Een prank bij iemand uit halen om hem 'lekker te naaien".

3. Een andere benaming voor neuken of seksuele gemeenschap
Jongen: Ik ga vanavond lekker naaien.
Meisje: oh leuk, welke naaimachine gebruik je?
Jongen: Mijn lul.
lekker naaien by Achtbanaan May 9, 2016
Related Words
Nakien • nakie • naken • naking • nakian • Nakiete • nakin • Nakina • Nakies • nakenbari
Naien is a noun to describe a person who is very beautiful, stunning, gorgeous (but she doesn't know it), usually refers to a girl, but actually just one girl, because she is without a doubt, 1 in a gazillion, she the definition of perfect, she has a very cute and killer smile, her laugh is just so addictive, she is very very very cute, heck she is the cutest gal in the whole world, her eyes are so big and deep, you can stare at them the whole day without feeling bored, she is the best thing in this world, ever since she was born and will be til she goes back to heaven, coz she is just an angel.
She is so naien, that's the reason why i am so deeply and profoundly in love with her
The way that she is so poised and cute just makes her the perfect naien, well to be fair there's only one naien that is as perfect as her
I love you so much, the way you are a naien makes me wanna feel things that i wouldn't wanna fell with anyone else
Naien by Hazim Ahling September 24, 2020
Eccentric woman with a godly stare. Highly intelligent, and considerate. Views the world oddly as her actions and speech give hint to. Very meticulous and quite the perfectionist, especially when it comes to responsibilities. Loves to give and be genuinely cared for. Respected and admired for her mindset and Is an overall gem. She's got the looks of a goddess and the mind of an angel. Her presence disrupts the room and the lives of others in the best of ways. A combination of mental and physical capabilities that make her a masterpiece. Truly the exception, a dream come to reality.
Nadien is fycking awesome, so chill
nadien by Khai J March 21, 2017

sneak a nakie 

When you're naked and want something from downstairs, and the roommate is out (but could be back at any time). You then run downstairs to "sneak a nakie."
I don't want to get dressed, but our breakfast is downstairs and I don't want the cat to get it. I'm going to sneak a nakie!
sneak a nakie by fendermatt May 25, 2009
nakie by Hayley Hawkins April 19, 2006

nakencrille 

Swedish slang for showing off his dick and wanting in public, in a hot, exhib and friendly way.
Gosh, Christofer, you're such a nakencrille, wanking like that! I really love it!
nakencrille by [spacelover] February 23, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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