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naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves
Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

naïveté 

to be unaware, uneducated. lacking experience with everyday life. Natural or artless simplicity. Pure, unknowing, uninformed; stupidly innocent. usually applies to lacking wisdom with lesser age.
The girl showed her naïveté by ignoring the warnings about the strange boy. She decided to date him anyhow.
naïveté by Dominantx October 10, 2006

Naivster 

A covert or low key Hipster, whose eccentric and gimmicky grooming fashionismo is pretendedly non intentional and accidental.

In reality, the Naivster spends enormous amounts of time and effort constructing his quirky and uniquely trendy appearance and persona. He draws inspiration from less well known sources and brands, and can combine classic preppy items with freaky accents.

The Naivster regularly insists that his style and demeanor does not have anything out of the ordinary and is not artificially construed.
-What's up with that liquid ink ballpen tucked high up inside your t-shirt collar?
-Nothing... Why?
-What's up with that strange old lady necklace/bracelet?
-This old thing? I've always had it with me!
-You're such a Naivster!!!
Naivster by Cremaster Akioro June 29, 2009

naïveté'o 

the quality or state of being stupidly, ridiculously naive
his naïveté'o led him to believe he'd had a serious relationship with a dead girl who never existed
naïveté'o by dambar January 21, 2013

naiveté 

lack of experience, wisdom, or judgement; naivety:, the quality or state of being naive
Our naiveté would soon force me to make a decision that would tip the balance of the campaign.
naiveté by professionalyapper July 16, 2024

Scientific Naiveté

A stance where one trusts scientific authority uncritically, often conflating idealised science (the method) with institutional science (the fallible human activity). The scientifically naive person believes that “science” is a unified, value‑free, self‑correcting enterprise; that peer review guarantees truth; that published results are reliable; and that experts always agree. They are shocked by replication crises, fraud, or funding bias. Scientific naiveté is the opposite of scientific literacy: it knows the slogans but not the messy reality. It leaves one vulnerable to scientism and to manipulation by bad actors who speak in science’s name.
Scientific Naiveté Example: “The scientifically naive person cited a single study as ‘proof’ and was outraged when a later study contradicted it. They had never heard of publication bias, p‑hacking, or the replication crisis.”
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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