One of the three Goddesses in the popularNintendo series The Legend of Zelda. She is the goddess of Wisdom, and watches over the Sheikahs and the Zoras. She also has a connection to Princess Zelda; Zelda is the holder of the Triforce of Wisdom. Nayru, along with Din and Farore created Hyrule. She has control over Nayru's Love, a protective Magic Spell.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.