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nugget baby

n: a small child or infant missing all four limbs and thus resembling a chicken nugget. Also known as a crip baby.
Susie, I'm sorry you gave birth to a nugget baby. At least you'll never have to pay for soccer or piano lessons.
by Crip-Porn69 April 25, 2011
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Baby Nugget

The samllest size poop humanly possible.
Ussually produced by those having constipation problems.
The size can be compared to a jelly bean, m & m, and a peanut m & m.
"Hey Sue did you just crap a Baby Nugget?"
by Shandee April 23, 2007
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nigget baby

When your pregnant but didn't now until you go to the bathroom one day. And end up shitting a baby out, but it's such a tiny baby that it looks like a giant turd nugget. And then you flush it and it finds a pile of other shit babies and they make a colony of babies.

or just a toilet baby
by holyfuckitsyaboi February 21, 2018
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