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NSFND

Not Safe for North Dakota, who decided a fertilized egg has the same rights as a human. Thus an image of an egg being impregnated by sperm would be NSFND since it is, in their eyes, the same as a woman getting raped by many men.
Science: And here, in your health books, you can see that this little guy who has less brain cells than a fly, is impregnating the egg. Mind you, trillions upon trillions of these sperm are killed every time a man masturbates, and same goes for the unfertilized eggs, which are not living things. Hell you kill smarter things when you eat meat or step on bugs.
North Dakotan: HEY I CAN'T VIEW THIS! IT'S NSFND! AWW GEEZE, MIDGE!
by DougYoung March 2, 2009
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Not Safe For North Dakota
a picture that is pornography just in the state of North Dakota based of them giving human rights to fertilized eggs.

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A photo of my ultrasound is NSFND.

My unborn child is NSFND.
by Guest200990 March 2, 2009
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NSFN

Not safe for neighbours means that you're listening to House Music and turn up the sub and bass to adequately buzzing levels. This of course is not safe for neighbours and will be sure to piss them off.

NSFN means you will get a knock on the door to turn that racket down, but at least you won't be able to hear the door!
Just listen to that bass, turn up to max volume NSFN!
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nsfd

Not Safe For (NCT) Dream.

Term used for accounts who write or talk about Dream members in a +16 way, not trying to sexualize them and usually censuring their names.
"if you don't like nsfd, just don't read it."
"nsfd accs are not illegal since all nct dream members are +18."
"if you don't want to see an nsfd acc, just block, don't report."
by tareine August 9, 2020
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NSFD

Not Safe For Dave, the average coworker. It is important to remain neutral with all Daves in your life, forcing you to hide your weird shit from him.
Neil: Why is this forward marked NSFD?

Josh: It talks about furries man, Dave hates those furries.
by nerdtheman January 27, 2012
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Not Safe For Dorm. Generally used to describe content that could be offensive to a dormmate, usually sexual or gruesome in nature.
Deon: <insert website here>
Matt: nsfd?
Deon: uh....yeah.
Matt: ....WTF!!!
by burkhartmj January 26, 2008
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NSND

by Matthew Dalrymple December 10, 2006
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