Nothing On 

When one is scrolling through the television channels, but there are no shows playing which interests the viewer in any way, hence the term "Nothing On".

I am so bored there is nothing on tv.

Nothing On by Prazzo July 23, 2009

nothing on you 

A reply someone may give to a compliment or kind words. It means that they think you are pretty or slim.

"Awk you're looking gorgeous today"

"Thanks babe, nothing on you chick, love you"
"Love you too xx"

nothing on you by lovechinese123 August 19, 2017

got nothing on me 

nothing in comparison to you; does not compare to you.

as far as looks are concearned that girl has got nothing on me

got nothing on me by Social Guru January 10, 2006

two waitresses to go with nothing on them 

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

you ain't got nothing on me

I'm (still) better than you.

You tried your best to bring me down and break me but you ain't got nothing on me. You can go fuck yourself.

You ain't got nothing on me

you ain't got nothing on me by HeyYouyeahYou October 26, 2017

There's nothing on the internet 

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

There's nothing on the internet by LoneTree April 24, 2017

Like nothing on earth

extremely peculiar.

The alien landscape stretched before them, its jagged, rainbow-hued rock formations like nothing on Earth.

Like nothing on earth by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024