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A telecommunications / tech support acronym pronounced "No-Fak." It stands for "Not Our Problem, Here's A Quarter."

It is used by tech support, network and telecom engineers when a customer or another department complains about an issue that is completely outside of their control. The phrase jokingly tells the person to take a quarter, find a payphone, and call someone who actually cares about or can help them with their problem.
Customer: "My internet is down because my dog chewed through the router power cord!"
Tech Support: "Sounds like a NOPHAQ situation right there."
NOPHAQ by drkfhr May 29, 2026
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Nophairmoans 

during sexual intimacy when one partner climaxes while the other one is just getting warmed up.
nophairmoans and no fair moans

personA:Im almost there, not yet not yet!

personB: IM DONE!

cheated out of her own climax personA moans "NO FAIR!"
Nophairmoans by guapocanoe August 21, 2010
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My name is nophair
nophair by Nophair November 21, 2021
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