NOPHAQ

A telecommunications / tech support acronym pronounced "No-Fak." It stands for "Not Our Problem, Here's A Quarter."

It is used by tech support, network and telecom engineers when a customer or another department complains about an issue that is completely outside of their control. The phrase jokingly tells the person to take a quarter, find a payphone, and call someone who actually cares about or can help them with their problem.

Customer: "My internet is down because my dog chewed through the router power cord!"
Tech Support: "Sounds like a NOPHAQ situation right there."

NOPHAQ by drkfhr May 29, 2026

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Nophairmoans

during sexual intimacy when one partner climaxes while the other one is just getting warmed up.

nophairmoans and no fair moans

personA:Im almost there, not yet not yet!

personB: IM DONE!

cheated out of her own climax personA moans "NO FAIR!"

Nophairmoans by guapocanoe August 21, 2010

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nophair

Beautiful name , very rare

My name is nophair

nophair by Nophair November 21, 2021

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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