No speed 

1. When someone epicly fails at something. Based on the "go fast" idealogy developed by the legendary philosopher, Ricky Bobby.

Dave: hey guys, watch me jump off the roof into that pool
Guys: Do it; You wont.
(jumps)
Dave: SHIT!!! MY LEGS!!!
Guys: Haha wow dave, NOOOO speed

No speed by Veryfastman June 19, 2010

all juice no seeds 

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.

Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."

all juice no seeds by REB65 November 1, 2013