Definitions by Veryfastman

No speed

1. When someone epicly fails at something. Based on the "go fast" idealogy developed by the legendary philosopher, Ricky Bobby.

Dave: hey guys, watch me jump off the roof into that pool
Guys: Do it; You wont.
(jumps)
Dave: SHIT!!! MY LEGS!!!
Guys: Haha wow dave, NOOOO speed

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