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a way of saying no i'm not but shorten typically used by cool people
you need to do the dishes

no not

bitch!
No not by hadleeflims November 20, 2022

No not rly

The final in the:
O Rly, Ya Rly, No Wai sequence.
"I squished a spider"
"O Rly?"
"Ya Rly"
"No Wai"
"No Not Rly"
No not rly by Mr.Eggels February 17, 2006

no not never 

a phrase often used by someone who would rather emphatically reject the possibility of a proposed scenario than offer a self-reflective and genuine response.

bc "no not never" is almost always a knee-jerk or automatic denial, those on the receiving end of the term usually suspect that the protagonist has deep-rooted issues and is, therefore, projecting the issue off of his/herself rather than reflecting on what caused the aversion to self-reflection in the first place.
MANNY: cord, you gay a.f.
CORD: i mean, i don't think i am but i guess if i lived forever maybe i would get bored and try but for now i've only been into ladies. do you think you're gay, ma--?
MANNY: no not never. fuck you punches cord in the dick
no not never by idtst July 9, 2017

no not really 

Yes but I don't want to hurt your feelings
Girl: Does this make me look fat?
Guy: No not really
no not really by PaladonBaron December 11, 2016

No Not There 

Dire Porno, Slave sex and if or accidentally putting your cock in a ass.
Alexis Porter : Oh daddy, No not there, Oh you little slut

Ian Ketcher : Yes you dumb bitch now shut up and let me duck

Alexis : Ohhhh I like the way you treat me

Ian : I'm gonna nutt

Alexis : 'josh's Ohhhhh

NO NOT RLY

1/2 Chatspeak,1/2 sarcasm.
This phrase is often used when someone makes a dumb comment of disbelief to a statement.
Bob:I..I have STDS.
Joe:O RLY????!!!!!!!
Bob:<sarcasm>No not rly.</sarcasm> OF COURSE I DO,YOU ASS! YOU GAVE IT TO ME!
NO NOT RLY by Renni September 26, 2006
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