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Just No Idea what to write.

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Just No Idea what to write.
No Idea by N3B1L January 30, 2022
Like I said, the claiming to be me and not being that would do it. Even if I, myself, can't see you doing it, if it detects that it's being done, that would do it. Uuuuum....
Hym "Yeah, uh... No idea. I mean, my projection was 15 years... So... I don't know what to tell you. I told you I didn't have to let you steal it. I don't know what you thought that meant when I said it but, you know, this is that... Sooooo.... Do you want to go heaven now so that I can kill God or do you want to stay here? Because either way the situation, for you, is exactly the same."
No idea by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

No Idea Animation 

No Idea Animation is a youtuber who makes animations and streams games.
guy 1: Hey, do you watch No Idea Animation?
guy 2: Yeah, dude!!

i have no idea 

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.
What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.
i have no idea by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014

You have no idea 

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.
Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)
You have no idea by Urban LXX November 1, 2015

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is 

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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