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no friends 

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.
*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.
no friends by Explanations November 14, 2011
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no friends 

A term of somebody that plays Fortnite all day and gay.
guy1- hey what do you do for a living
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest
no friends by random guy7464 February 11, 2022

no-friends 

Annoying person, ussualy short, hangs around when you dont want them there. Some one who everyone tolerates and is usually the one people burn or make jokes about!
Kevin is a no-friends!

Hey no-friends, GO AWAY!
no-friends by Jim Rayo October 16, 2006

No-Friends McGee 

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.
<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

no friends #sad 

no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO
umar:hi

asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh
no friends #sad by heisish June 7, 2022

I have no friends 

I have no friends.

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.
(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.
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