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nirv

Professional gamer, and sexiest man alive.
Also rumored to have a huge cock.
You could find one such as this at irc.enterthegame.com #themercs
by Vrin March 30, 2005
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nirv

A 43 year old, obese, friendless, talentless individual. When not burger flipping, it's IRC time! Likes to continually drone on about how Doom 3 got released and where those Counterstrike screenshot's originated.

Whilst still residing in his parents house, the sad realization for a nirv is that their life amounts to nothing hence their commitment to spend the remainder of their life hanging around on IRC.

Also a sad fact is how nirv's have incredibly small genitalia, which is also reflected in their woefully inadequate computer hardware.

Being a nirv sure does suck :(
Peter: "How are things Bob?"
Bob: "I've hit rock bottom, I've hit the nirv".
Peter: "Bummer Bob".
by invr October 18, 2007
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nirv

One of the best french player from Wolfenstein Enemy Territory.
He's also called the almighty French phoque.
His favourite class is medic.
He's the master of pushing and proning.
He likes to troll and swear in finnish from time to time.
The legends are saying that his mustache is still uncut since 2006.
Daaaamn, Nirv is connecting ! Prepare to get nirv3d
by Nirvje January 5, 2017
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Nirvanian

A person or thing that is from Nirvana or has ascended to Nirvana through Enlightenment, liberating themselves from the cycle of Samsara
You are a Nirvanian

I have ascended to Nirvana, therefore, i am a Nirvanian.
by GhostFalcon August 25, 2019
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Nicotine nirvana

a point or feeling resembling or parallel to being high which is attained through smoking approximately 3-7 cigarettes
observer 1 - damn dude that kid always looks high as hell whats he taking?
observer 2 - nothin man he just smokes a shitload of cigarettes so now hes reached nicotine nirvana
by Bhodizaffa July 22, 2009
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nirvana fan

A person who is a fan of the American grunge band Nirvana, which was formed in 1987. Unfortunately, the lead singer, Kurt Cobain, shot himself on April 5 of 1994, and was found by an electrician on April 8. Bassist Chris Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl made the right choice of disbanding in order to keep Nirvana's inspiration, rather than try to find a new singer. Kurt Cobain was the only singer who could've fit the piece. No one will ever forget that. Nirvana fans everywhere are just people who were inspired by Kurt Cobain's work, and wish for him to at last find nirvana in death.
"Dude, which one is better? Pearl Jam or Nirvana?"
"Nirvana. I'm a total nirvana fan."
by ricerodriguez October 31, 2009
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nirvana

The true meaning of a "Grunge" band
When comparing grunge music, Nirvana is always the first band to come to mind
by Jeff December 6, 2002
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