Professional gamer, and sexiest man alive.
Also rumored to have a huge cock.
You could find one such as this at irc.enterthegame.com #themercs
by Vrin March 30, 2005
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A 43 year old, obese, friendless, talentless individual. When not burger flipping, it's IRC time! Likes to continually drone on about how Doom 3 got released and where those Counterstrike screenshot's originated.

Whilst still residing in his parents house, the sad realization for a nirv is that their life amounts to nothing hence their commitment to spend the remainder of their life hanging around on IRC.

Also a sad fact is how nirv's have incredibly small genitalia, which is also reflected in their woefully inadequate computer hardware.

Being a nirv sure does suck :(

Peter: "How are things Bob?"
Bob: "I've hit rock bottom, I've hit the nirv".
Peter: "Bummer Bob".
by invr October 3, 2007
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Nirveli's aren't very popular in name but thats what makes them even more special, they are unique in who they are and dare to be different. They are beautiful!
"she's one of a kind! she must be a nirveli!"
by nunneryaccomplise October 24, 2011
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One of the best french player from Wolfenstein Enemy Territory.
He's also called the almighty French phoque.
His favourite class is medic.
He's the master of pushing and proning.
He likes to troll and swear in finnish from time to time.
The legends are saying that his mustache is still uncut since 2006.
Daaaamn, Nirv is connecting ! Prepare to get nirv3d
by Nirvje January 6, 2017
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