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(n)one whom believes the person to the right of them in a school cafeteria is gorgeous
greg: WOAH did you see timmy today?!?!
bob: yeah man he totally pulled a nilsson and i was like WTF LOLOL
greg: yeah man he's gonna he his ass beat by a polar bear.
Nilsson by sevensexualsneakers March 12, 2009
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albin nilsson 

Albin nilsson is a very cool Guy who is very kind. He is a awesome guy if you get to know him.
Hello My friend if you live in Vårgårda you now who Albin nilsson is
albin nilsson by Boooom im cool December 12, 2016

joakim nilsson 

Cant get it up when sexy time Joakim nilsson
joakim nilsson by Odio November 9, 2017

Leo Nilsson 

Guy: Hes suck a Leo Nilsson
Guy 2: I know he's so hot
Leo Nilsson by kakankatten6000 December 17, 2022

liam nilsson

The king of everything! fucks all bitches and loves to smoke weed every day. often found with a pack of cigaretts in his mouth.
''you'r liam nilsson is very long'' ''i love to suck your liam nilsson''
liam nilsson by DickSucker420blazeit December 13, 2016

Vide Nilsson

the most sexy mf alive (could be ginger) also prolly gets allot of bitches on his cawk
sup my brotha vide nilsson youre so sexy today
A strong guy who makes his own decisions and you don't want to make him angry. He may distance himself sometimes but it's just the way he was raised. In the end he's not a bad guy just has a weird past and doesn't open up to people because he doesn't want to bother them.
Nilson by Cholo123 June 16, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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