an act of the nipple - to nerple some one you must pull on there nipple untill it bleeds. a super nerple is when you pull a nipple completly off. this is achieved by spraying the nipple first with deodrant.

Jay:dude he nerpled me soo bad it bled for an hour

Reegan: you think thats bad last year i got super nerpled by my sister. only the right one has grown back

Jay: dude thats just unfortunate

nerple by gingerbreadman 223 May 16, 2011

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purple nerple

1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother

2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple

"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"

purple nerple by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

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purple nerple

Sneaking up on your buddy and twisting his nipple so hard he gets a bruise.

Any nipple-twisting action inflicted on a male by surprise and with enough force to elicit a loss of composure accompanied with possible screams and/or bruising of the afflicted area.

Ross ambushed Trevor in the hall and gave him a purple nerple.

purple nerple by Happy T. Fluke June 17, 2006

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Purple nerple

This is the day were the ladies rule! Ladies if you see a man/boy give them a purple nerple! Simple:) and the men CAN NOT do it back:)

Purple nerple your ex’s too! Have fun!

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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