NCITP 

Acronym for “No Chicks in the Pit”. Most popularly used in the context of boys’ night- when all the dudes are crushing $5 Fat Tire buckets “in the pit” (occupying an entire section of the bar), inviting women is highly frowned upon.

Dude, I know you have a gf now- Just making sure you remember the law of the land… NCITP. We’re all looking to have a good time this Friday.

NCITP by Rocketman Johnson November 22, 2023

NCITY 

A place where NCTZENS reside. Always on fire and the verge of of nuclear war. So literally hell.

Taeyong wanted to go to NCITY but I said "No" and took him to a bread shop instead.

NCITY by driedsweetpotatocubes December 17, 2020

nitpicking 

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.

My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.

nitpicking by allay808 October 30, 2013

Nitpop 

Someone that is so dumb that nitwit isn't even an appropriate way to describe them.

Person 1: Dude, your such a nitpop.
The Nitpop: *crys.*

Nitpop by jimjenkins November 5, 2011

nitpick 

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

nitpick by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

nitpuff 

When an elderly man has an orgasam but only a puff of dust comes out. Usually resulting in but not guaranteed puff noise.

John, "Grandpa, is the viagra working out?"

Henry, "Its working great but all I'm getting is nitpuffs."

John, "I'm sorry to hear that."

nitpuff by Penguin Strut March 14, 2009

Nitpat 

Nitpat (KNIT-pat)

Noun

1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.N-Squared

3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared

Verb

1. A type of dirty sexual experience.

2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down

Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"

Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."

Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."

Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."

"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."

"almost....."

Nitpat by ymcaftw September 3, 2010