N00bonic Plauge.

Being under rank 30 on COD: Modern Warfare 2.

John: I've been playing modern warfare two for 3 weeks and I'm still only rank 15!
Alan: Man, you've got the N00bonic plauge.
Rick: I've being playing for 5 days and I'm rank 28.
Alan: John, you fail.

by Ni0 April 29, 2010

n00bonic plague

A huge and sudden, unexpected wave of n00bs in an online forum or game such as Explosm or Call of Duty 4.

Jim: Damn son, whats up with all these damn n00bs using the M16 with juggernaut?
Mike: Its a fucking n00bonic plague, lets go play GTA IV until it passes.

by J-b0ne May 26, 2008