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N.I.N.J.A.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:
- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.
- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.
- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.
Man I almost feel sorry for Jack. The man has become a bloody N.I.N.J.A. since the whole bleach 'accident'.
N.I.N.J.A. by Matt_Decker May 7, 2008
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Ninjas In Need, Just Ask Foundation.

The fundraising branch of the Secret Ninja Society. You probably haven't heard of it, it's that secret.
I just got a call from some guy collecting donations for the N.I.N.J.A. Foundation. I totally gave them 3 bucks. Now I get to display a ninja star on my bumper to show everyone I donated!
n.i.n.j.a. by kurticus June 8, 2007

.j.a.s.m.i.n.e

the most sexy and hot mf on tiktok i want to have her children they are so pretty. i’m extremely jealous of her bf.
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e is so hot, her bf is so lucky
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e by www.futuremilf.com September 1, 2021

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

β€œI have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
β€œYour new empire?”
β€œDon’t make me kill you!”
β€œAnakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
β€œIf you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
β€œOnly a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
β€œYou will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day 

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!
Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

I.j.b.a.n 

β€œTake your pants off babe, you ready?”
β€œSorry I.j.b.a.n from kissing.”
I.j.b.a.n by Bartholomew III January 17, 2024