MystOrn
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MystOrn by The true seeker July 15, 2024
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Mystonomy
the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal
all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)
how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton
why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder
why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld
Mystonomy by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
mystonguroicst
Person 1: Hey dude did you see what that Mike guy said yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, what a mystonguroicst, he disgusts me.
Person 2: Yeah, what a mystonguroicst, he disgusts me.
mystonguroicst by batch files October 6, 2019
mystoreymystory
A very deep person. Mysterious.
Hottie. Handsome. A face I wouldn’t get tired looking at.
Has a great sense of humor.
Genius in every way.
Stoic as he sees himself.
Sarcastic.
Doesn’t take compliments.
Gentle giant and thoughtful especially when you need him the most. He can be annoying at times but that’s just who he is. I love mystoreymystory so much.
Hottie. Handsome. A face I wouldn’t get tired looking at.
Has a great sense of humor.
Genius in every way.
Stoic as he sees himself.
Sarcastic.
Doesn’t take compliments.
Gentle giant and thoughtful especially when you need him the most. He can be annoying at times but that’s just who he is. I love mystoreymystory so much.
mystoreymystory by msmoodyann November 25, 2021
Mystonerous
Used to describe someone who embodies the habits, vibe, or mysterious tendencies of a true stoner — often chill, unpredictable, quietly vanishing to smoke, or just radiating that laid-back “high energy” without saying a word.
“Penny silently slipped away to go smoke. Nothing unusual, she’s just mystonerous.”
“He showed up two hours late with snacks and a smile, totally mystonerous.”
“That look she gives before disappearing with her vape? Mystonerous behavior.”
“He showed up two hours late with snacks and a smile, totally mystonerous.”
“That look she gives before disappearing with her vape? Mystonerous behavior.”
Mystonerous by itsthedub November 10, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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