A very skinny, flat chested female with elongated nipples who appears to be a nerdy and non-sociable slag on the outside but a real screamer in the sack
"Had a boring lunch with Michelle the other day but she became a real McSnatch when I got her home to bed"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).