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A person who is severely intoxicated while singing karaoke who steals the mic and thinks they are Beyoncé. They wake up and realize they are Nickleback unplugged.

I went to karaoke last night and was a total mycog.

Mycog by Dictation vibration July 14, 2018

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mycoxaflopin

another word for viagra, or lack of it

ive got no viagra so mycoxaflopin

mycoxaflopin by dee September 23, 2003

Related Words

Mycog • Mycoglyph • mysoginist • Myco • mycole • mycophobia • mycosexual • Mysogyny • mycoal • Mycocklogy

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications

I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum

Mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

mycoholic

Completely addicted to mushrooms. A person that feens hard for all things mushrooms ... Completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. They crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows ... They are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.

Mushrooms are bae, I am a mycoholic .

mycoholic by Myco_melfie_cutie January 25, 2018

MYOGDB

An acronym for "Mind Your Own God Damn Business"

Person 1: "Hey man, you smell! Why don't you wear deodorant?"
Person 2: "Hey, why don't you MYOGDB?!"

MYOGDB by [Nathan] August 19, 2008

mycohottie

A sexy mushroom lover. A person with a proclivity for mushroom porn. One who may lick mushrooms or decorate their bodies / hair with fungus . Also sometimes called fungus-freak.

Dayyum she a mycohottie with her fungus-freak hair .

mycohottie by Myco_melfie_cutie January 20, 2018

mycosexual

One who is turnt on by mushrooms.

Saw a mycosexual at the park . She was getting freaky with fungus

mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 18, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026