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Welcome to my Twisted Mind 

The phrase every mid 2000's teen once used on their myspace/tumblr bio.
"It's not a phase mom!" The teen said while writing on her blog entitled "Welcome to my Twisted Mind".

Welcome To My Nightmare 

A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.
If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.

welcome to my life 

One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!

Welcome To My Gran 

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!
Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!
Welcome To My Gran by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

hello guys welcome to my minecraft world

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welcome to my murder hotel 

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony