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My welcome 

Your welcome
Guy 1: I lost my welcome
Guy 2: I found your welcome
Guy 1: Thanks!
Guy 2: You're welcome
My welcome by Hotpies October 14, 2018
Words you can keep

Welcome to my Twisted Mind 

The phrase every mid 2000's teen once used on their myspace/tumblr bio.
"It's not a phase mom!" The teen said while writing on her blog entitled "Welcome to my Twisted Mind".

Welcome To My Nightmare 

A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.
If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.

welcome to my life 

One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!

Welcome To My Gran 

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!
Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!
Welcome To My Gran by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

hello guys welcome to my minecraft world

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hmmmm hello guys welcome to my minecraft world

welcome to my murder hotel 

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony
welcome to my murder hotel kj
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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