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plug my rug 

the female equivalent of a cock block, to "plug a rug" is to impede a female during flirtation or other attempts at mating with the opposite sex. the phrase is a combination of the word rug, here reffering to the pubic hair of a womans vagina, and the word plug, or to block off a hole, such as the vagina, thus creating the phrase "plug my rug" or "block off my vagina" or "prevent me from getting dick tonight", which are all synonymous with each other.
"oh my gosh tiffany, i was totally talking to charlie before you came over here and interrupted us! way to plug my rug, bitch!"


"jesus christ, that cute guy over there is walking towards me, kelsey! dont plug my rug, ok?"
plug my rug by friedkabob1225 January 2, 2009

plug my bug 

The act of inserting a tampon at that time of the month.
Annie said, "I need to stop at CVS so I can plug my bug!"
plug my bug by Injun Annie March 18, 2009

Dusted my butt plug 

Dissolving cocaine in glycerin-based sex lube and using it on a butt plug or anal beads.
Brett dusted my butt plug last night and wow, just wow!
Dusted my butt plug by RossDaFurrian September 7, 2021

plug my ass with hate 

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.
I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug
plug my ass with hate by wallbie September 24, 2015

plug my twitch 

The act of talking about someone's twitch profile on a high profile social media platform, usually with the intent to gain followers or social recognition.
Hey babe will you plug my twitch?

Dude plug my twitch
I wish someone would plug my twitch
Why won't anyone plug my twitch?!

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard