my plug
my plug by yungjuiceman December 20, 2008
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plug my rug
the female equivalent of a cock block, to "plug a rug" is to impede a female during flirtation or other attempts at mating with the opposite sex. the phrase is a combination of the word rug, here reffering to the pubic hair of a womans vagina, and the word plug, or to block off a hole, such as the vagina, thus creating the phrase "plug my rug" or "block off my vagina" or "prevent me from getting dick tonight", which are all synonymous with each other.
"oh my gosh tiffany, i was totally talking to charlie before you came over here and interrupted us! way to plug my rug, bitch!"
"jesus christ, that cute guy over there is walking towards me, kelsey! dont plug my rug, ok?"
"jesus christ, that cute guy over there is walking towards me, kelsey! dont plug my rug, ok?"
plug my rug by friedkabob1225 January 2, 2009
plug my bug
plug my bug by Injun Annie March 18, 2009
Dusted my butt plug
Dusted my butt plug by RossDaFurrian September 7, 2021
plug my ass with hate
When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.
I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug
plug my ass with hate by wallbie September 24, 2015
plug my twitch
The act of talking about someone's twitch profile on a high profile social media platform, usually with the intent to gain followers or social recognition.
Hey babe will you plug my twitch?
Dude plug my twitch
I wish someone would plug my twitch
Why won't anyone plug my twitch?!
Dude plug my twitch
I wish someone would plug my twitch
Why won't anyone plug my twitch?!
plug my twitch by GrouchyTheDwarf April 15, 2022
Put your plug in my headphone jack
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
Put your plug in my headphone jack by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019
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