My pen is big

A sentence usually stating when a man is aroused

Pepe: " D-d-damn, Becky's looking FINE today !

Napoliean : "My pen is big any day for her." ;)

My pen is big by PePeLuVsNaPoLiEaNxd December 15, 2011

why is my penis big 

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

why is my penis big by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

I love big ol' penis in my mouth 

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

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Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.

I love big ol' penis in my mouth by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022

my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

my penis is bigger than yours by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

yeah well my penis is bigger 

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)

Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

yeah well my penis is bigger by hai_bai August 17, 2011

My bigga penis 

1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.

*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"

My bigga penis by JamesBIGGAPENIS December 22, 2008