My pen is big
My pen is big by PePeLuVsNaPoLiEaNxd December 15, 2011
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why is my penis big
What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there
Works everytime
Works everytime
why is my penis big by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
I love big ol' penis in my mouth
I love big ol' penis in my mouth by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022
my penis is bigger than yours
I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.
my penis is bigger than yours by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
yeah well my penis is bigger
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
yeah well my penis is bigger by hai_bai August 17, 2011
My bigga penis
1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.
*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"
My bigga penis by JamesBIGGAPENIS December 22, 2008
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