my nan

That women you just finger all the time and when you get bored smash her over the head with a coffee table

Oh I just killed my nan

by Keith malkin January 03, 2017

my nan

a woman who is your mothers or fathers mother

my nan is a junkie mate

by The boss of meme January 24, 2019

are you my nan?

Originating from the term oh my nan. "Are you my nan?" is a phrase that can be used instead of what are you doing? or what. Commonly used in South Australia and New South Wales.

Teacher: You are a terrible student and are going to be expelled.
Student: Are you my nan?!

by Alexander Mel May 26, 2020

oh my nan

Used instead of 'oh my gosh' or 'oh for fuck sake'. Origin - South Wales.

Rupert: Look at that dead body on those rocks over there
Keith: Oh my nan!

Rupert: We have maths homework.
Keith: Oh my nan that's so gay.

by chippendale keith July 13, 2005

my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

my nans a fridge

A term used when your not having a good day.

My nans a fridge yo. I got a an f on my maths test.

by Batty man123 July 04, 2017

suck my nan

An expression when someone is annoyed in a jokey way.

Person 1: Can I have some of your food?
Person 2: Nah mate suck my nan.

by itsmeheybro January 30, 2017