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My Name Is... 

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)
My Name Is... by Cummy worm December 1, 2010

My name is... 

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

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Chikca-chicka-slim-shady
my name is by oiajsfhaslfh May 24, 2009

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song by eminem also anti-marilyn manson music vid
my brain's dead weight
im tryin to get mi hed strait
my name is by Nathan September 30, 2004

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If you searched this up then you're really bored. Sometimes you just want to practice your typing so you write "my name is" followed by your name in the search bar. Either way, your just super bored.

Please don't search this up. You might be high if you do.
Person 1: Hi, what's your name?
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my name is by dsdfdsd October 1, 2019

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my name is skyler white yo 

Look, lady, whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
He told me everything.
guy:look,lady what whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
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