my lover 

someone that will be by your side no matter what and loves you unconditonally.

" like the man im with now my lover "

my lover by Stoeckle May 2, 2008

MY LOVER 

My lover is such an handsome person, and when i say that they’re handsome, they’re really handsome.

“hey, how you doin?”
“I’m so happy, i found my lover”

MY LOVER by kakakakaksjajskakakxk July 23, 2021

come to bed my lover 

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking

As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."

come to bed my lover by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013

ur brother my lover 

like ur mom gay or your sister a mister, but for the gays

Bichael: Ur mom gay
Jimothy: Ur brother my lover

(all life on earth ends)

ur brother my lover by Sister Mister March 16, 2018

i just wanna get high with my lover 

i just wanna get high with my lover

i just wanna get high with my lover

i just wanna get high with my lover by Zar4373 May 20, 2023

my part-time lover and a full time friend 

a guy who you will always love to be around because of his rocking personality but occasionally you turn to him when you crave a hookup. You will always love him but the circumstances do not allow you to have a true relationship so you treasure the intimate times you share but know you cannot get fully attached. This is often the case with couples who break up..

" You're my part-time lover and a full time friend" from the song by the moldy peaches.. featured in the movie Juno :)
-my ex boyfriend Max is my part-time lover and my full time friend. He's such as sweet guy and a the best romantic partner but he lives to far away to be my man.

my part-time lover and a full time friend by Nina Campbell January 19, 2008

Teaching My Liver to Swim 

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

Teaching My Liver to Swim by craptastrophy October 14, 2011

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024