my feet
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my feet by Txabi Etxebarrieta May 20, 2022
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Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.
Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."
My feet are cold
You have cold feet so you searched this up.
My feet are cold by defnotmimi July 2, 2022
sweep me off my feet
It's an english expression reffering to the feeling that one gets when completely taken by someone, carried away, swept away (all emotionally).
It's basically like making someone fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
It's basically like making someone fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
so "are you trying to sweep me off my feet?"
basically translates to, literally
"are you trying to make me fall (in love) with you?"
basically translates to, literally
"are you trying to make me fall (in love) with you?"
sweep me off my feet by dagirlshommie April 26, 2010
Worship My Feet
A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)
Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.
Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!
Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.
Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.
Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*
Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!
Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.
Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.
Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*
Worship My Feet by LikeWTF December 19, 2012
Kiss my feet
A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.
Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.
The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).
With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.
Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.
The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).
With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.
"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"
Trouble Bound (1993)
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"
Trouble Bound (1993)
Kiss my feet by Waht Nein! November 22, 2018
yeet my feet
yeet my feet by buckets413 January 9, 2019