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My blood hurts! 

What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.
possssummmmssss
My blood hurts! by Zizzy September 26, 2003

My blood hurts! 

(remark) What someone might exclaim when their own blood cells are causing internal discomfort within the body, e.g.: when an individual's last meal consisted of possum cooked in buttle and Worcestershire sauce.
"Dude, my blood hurts!"
"Bruv, you shouldn't have eaten that last possum."
"Take me to hospital plz"
My blood hurts! by Alma Buttle November 9, 2018

Ain't no hoe in my blood 

Opposite of "punk." Opposite of "coward." Tough as HELL, someone who can get kicked in the ass and still end up winning, by default;
Also a Battle Cry.
"They just pulled up ten deep! You ready to get jumped?"
"Let's go punk! Ain't no hoe in my blood!!"

"I came alone homie. Ain't no hoe in my blood!"

blood of my blood 

means family, in Game of thrones the Khalassar is family.
You have never betrayed me, blood of my blood.

suck my blood 

Suck my blood and/or suck my dick
"Looking at the ground while she suck my blood "-lil peep
{Rip}
suck my blood by Aciidprincess December 23, 2018

you are my blood 

means you r good friend, someone good for talking, laughing and hanging around
Cris: Thanks for your help! Trudell: No problem man, you are my blood!
you are my blood by 1x2v3s September 4, 2010
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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