My Birthday 

Today!

September 29th is my birthday.

My Birthday by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020

My Birthday 

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

My Birthday by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party 

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

You're not invited to my birthday party by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

pee on my birthday cake by strangedaze April 28, 2005

take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable

'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'

take away my birthday by [e-mail] June 13, 2004

It's my birthday 

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.

"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

It's my birthday by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

ur not invited to my birthday party by epic poo poo October 9, 2020