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My Birthday 

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.
Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!
My Birthday by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party 

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.
Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable
'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'

It's my birthday 

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.
"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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