My asshole

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My asshole is the blackhole🍑🍑🍑

by SiekierAmotyka12 October 17, 2019

My Asshole

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time

so you are eating my asshole tonight?

by The Asshole God September 30, 2019

visualize my asshole

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.

Why don’t you visualize my asshole?

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”

In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021

Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.

"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-

by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021

finger in my asshole

tight.
FML.

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."

by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009