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My asshole 

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BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG
My asshole is the blackhole🍑🍑🍑
My asshole by SiekierAmotyka12 October 17, 2019

My asshole 

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Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
My asshole by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

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When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole burns

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when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore
my asshole burns by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

My asshole is green 

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Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
My asshole is green by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019

My Asshole Burns Moment

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A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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