My Asshole

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time

so you are eating my asshole tonight?

by The Asshole God September 30, 2019

My asshole

BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG

My asshole is the blackhole🍑🍑🍑

by SiekierAmotyka12 October 17, 2019

My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’

Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020