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mother father 

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.
mother father by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Mother Father Chinese Dentist 

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.
According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

mother father 

Clean way of saying "motherfucker"
Usage in amongst K-pop fans most likely stems from entertainer Boom who used the phrase on episode 3 of 2PM's Idol Army.
Cast thought he said "motherfucker" in poor English and he stated he said "omma appa" and not a bad word.
mother father by keunilna April 13, 2013

mother father 

An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.
Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.

or

Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.

Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.

mother father 

a clean way of saying "mother fucker." just like a gangster, i suppose.
brian: ey, you wanna come over tonight?
jane: you sleeping alone tonight mother father

andrea: ooh myyyyy
chris: oh goddd
andrea: mother father
mother father by oneezy January 7, 2008

mother father 

An overly complex way of referring to one's Grandfather.
Yo, look at dat mother father, dawg!
mother father by Logiko July 17, 2006
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