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Mutate my member!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!
Mutate my member! by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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mustaqeem 

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world
Everyone can be mustaqeem
mustaqeem by Q=mL January 2, 2017

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.
Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!
mutated dump by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Mutated Zombie Turtles 

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.
Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish
Mutated Zombie Turtles by Weallfun September 19, 2019
He is probably the oldest one of his family. He is so kind to all people and a super smart person and has the highest attitude dealing with hard problems. He's super analyzing person and likes things to be fully understood, giving him a level of intelligence. He's handsome. He has a pure soul and like to help others. He's is lonely all the time. He doesn't trust anyone. Some can't trust him because of his carizzma. He may be misunderstood sometimes and this gives him a disadvantage in dealing with others. Everyone likes him but he doesn't like everyone.
You have to know him deeply
You have to have a Mutasem
It's better to have a Mutasem
Mutasem by From a best friend July 15, 2021

mutated horse 

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.
"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"
mutated horse by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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