musquirt

The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.

Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...

musquirt by philbad July 9, 2004

Musquirt

The runny liquid substance that comes out of the mustard bottle before the actual mustard if you don't shake it well before use.

I went to put mustard on my hotdog and all I got was this fuckin musquirt.

Musquirt by treflip666 November 8, 2006

Musquirt

The extra "mustard-water" that comes from a bottle of mustard when it's not properly shaken.

Person 1: "Dude my hotdog bun is ruined!"

Person 2: "why?"

Person 1: "Because, I forgot to shake up the mustard bottle and now my all-American-snack is completely soaked in musquirt!"........."Ewwwwwwwwwey!"

Musquirt by Stevenoni January 21, 2008

Musquirt

The watery yellow drizzle that sprays out of an empty French's mustard bottle.

"Damn, a musquirt! Soggy buns again!"

Musquirt by V. E. Reyes September 21, 2008

McSquirts 

Extensive diarrhea after the consumption of McDonalds.

Shit, stop the car, I just ate a Big Mac from McDonalds and now I have the McSquirts!!

McSquirts by AD87 September 8, 2008

Mcsquirter

The feeling you get after eating too much fast food.

Crikey, i feel a right Mcsquirter coming on.

Mcsquirter by TheHoon May 15, 2009

Mcsquirt 

The result of many of Mcdonald's menu items. Similar to a Mcdump but much runnier.

Man that Big Mac really gave me the Mcsquirts.

Mcsquirt by all i need is one child September 18, 2010